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Sep 2, 2014 / 63,792 notes

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(via perks0fbeingjae)

Sep 2, 2014 / 409,129 notes

vampirevvekend:

WHEN BOYS WEAR BUTTON UPS BUT ROLL THE SLEEVES TO THEIR ELBOWS 

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(via africandad)

Sep 2, 2014 / 400,234 notes
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(via twirpy)

Sep 2, 2014 / 110,596 notes

please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are ugly it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute 

(via iexcuseyourface)

Sep 2, 2014 / 140,991 notes

stoleyogirl:

when you see ur squad while you out with your parentsimage

(via stalkinyourmom)

Sep 2, 2014 / 213,894 notes
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Sep 1, 2014 / 507,631 notes
  • me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Sep 1, 2014 / 618,758 notes

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(via trolling-potato)